As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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