He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Hello my rib-scented angel!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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