So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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