Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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