you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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