Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you had me at cake vodka
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Randomize