This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i think my tv is drunk
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Randomize