Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
