so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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