Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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