We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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