im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
accomplished twins. life is a go
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
