god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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