Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I am mentally ready for anal.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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