does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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