so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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