Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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