happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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