i would punch a child for taco bell
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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