OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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