Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Randomize
