hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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