Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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