Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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