Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
So squirting runs in the family.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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