I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
4 words: hood of his car
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Randomize