just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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