i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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