I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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