Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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