Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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