So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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