do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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