Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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