i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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