what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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