okay pat passed out under dana's car
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
sex in a hospital.. check
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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