Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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