i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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