You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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