Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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