i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
it's like heaven, but drunker
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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