Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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