it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
The struggles of a small town man whore
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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