margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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