So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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