Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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