The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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