i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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