do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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