Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I had to cum in my sink.
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