would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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