Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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