He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I still have a little drunk in my system
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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