There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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